"Jiggery pokery!” said Harry in a fierce voice. “Hocus pocus — squiggly wiggly —”
“MUUUUUUM!” howled Dudley, “He’s doing you know what!"

— J.K. Rowling (via pottyandweasle)

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jewce:

tigerhazard:

caramelzappa:

snakesnakesnake

this is the most educational video ive ever viewed

omfgggggg

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Tags: sneksneksnek

kissing-beehives:

In The Room Where You Sleep | Dead Man’s Bones

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Tags: music

frenchfrycoolguy:

more antigravity dipper and wendy haha



#gravity falls#waffling on whether I’d like this dynamic but#OLDER TEEN OR MAYBE 20S DIPPER#WORKING AT THE MYSTERY SHACK#IN LIKE AN ACTUAL LEGAL CAPACITY#CONSTANTLY SKIPPING OFF WORK AND LOSING SLEEP RESEARCHING LL THE WEIRD STUFF HE CAN FIND ABOUT GRAVITY FALLS#HAVING NO IDEA ABOUT THE JOURNALS??#constantly boggled at how much this one local kid seems to know about all the weirdness going on even though she swears it’s coincidence#simultaneously enthusiastic about and encouraging of her interest in researching the paranormal#but also working himself into fits over keeping her safe from it at the same time#constantly clashes with Grunkle Stan over his wilful misrepresentation of the supernatural#also despite all his anxiety over everyone else’s safely is REALLY DISTRESSINGLY UNAWARE OF THE DANGER HE’S PUTTING HIMSELF IN AT TIMES

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OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT’S ADORABLE

jetgreguar:

countkalvitus:

wickedcyan:

b4j33bus:

Be careful what you do with your erections.

Just watch it, it’s not what you think.

Whoa damn.

this was fucking tight god damn

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ghostfiish:

draws bust portraits of cartoon characters 5ever

ghostfiish:

draws bust portraits of cartoon characters 5ever

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poupon:

odd-titties:

Hand Carved Dragon Horse Skull

$412.22

you cannot convince me not to hyphenate dragon-horse in my mind. you cannot

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What the fresh fuck is going on with tumblr now? All the posts are full size but I still need to click on the pictures to enlarge them.

ghostlazer:

 
I am a lonely and a lonesome traveler 
nuclearcarrots:

i have a lot of feelings about davesprite
[edit] oops look at that i forgot to flip him back around for so long, poor baby

nuclearcarrots:

i have a lot of feelings about davesprite

[edit] oops look at that i forgot to flip him back around for so long, poor baby

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